Since my rap career under the alias "High Stile" is just starting to blossom, I figured that I would hit you guys with a goodbye flow. But just a few things to keep in mind before you read it:
1) You have to be dropping a beat before you start
2) Picture me in my element - on a stage in a crowded club just going hard on the mic
3) I mean it, there's an actual crowd of fans in the club
4) I'm going to spell words in the slang way to say them
and finally...
5) There is a reason that my fame does not extend beyond AP English
Alright, so here we go...
This is the end, AP English is all ova,
It all went by so fast, no more papers no more poems.
Not another data sheet, we all have done 'em,
But when we are in college we will be thankful for 'em
These two years, yeah they were pretty tight.
I'll miss analyzing all of my Sunday nights.
Marking up the poem, marking up the prompt,
Underline the matches or you'll be stomped.
I won't forget, swapping lit devices
With my writing partners - a speaking point crisis
Self-deprecation, always one of my vices
But I've grown out of it, no need to roll dices
Now were here, the end of Senior year
I cannot not believe that were finally in the clear
It was a long journey, but no need to fear
AP English prepared us for successful careers.
Nicely done. I have to say I've enjoyed reading your humorous blog entries, they never failed to make me chuckle. Or at least giggle awkwardly in a silent room and make other people think I'm crazy. Anyways, great job.
ReplyDeleteHahah I love this rap. I think...you should perform this for ...OABR or Baccalaureate? You've got some talent here. But in all honesty, this made me chuckle and I too experience the awkwardness as Sarah does as well. But you have some valid points, all the struggle we went through will be worth it in college when people are going to be like "how do i do an aurdience and purpose?" and we'll be like "it's all about the SOAPSTones and underlining...duhh." Exactly like that. Well done, Chris!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA Chris this is so funny! Nicely done, I never knew about this hidden talent you had. You should show this to Section 116 to see if they'll feature you in an upcoming song. I especially love the picture you put from Napolean Dynamite. That definitley gives this some extra flava. Very creative!
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